PTO is my KPI - Dad Hat Color:Khaki the last-minute jet charterer

the last-minute jet charterer

I’m maxing out my days off like it’s a loyalty program

• 6 embroidered eyelets

or brainstorming your next viral post

Or just done pretending you cared about Q4

PTO is my KPI - Dad Hat Color:Khaki the last-minute jet chartererEveryones obsessed with driving impact. Im obsessed with driving to the airport. This hat is for the girlies, gays, and spreadsheet psychos who track PTO like its revenue. Because no, I will not be circling back Ill be circling Capri on a boat with no WiFi. You can keep your hustle culture. Im maxing out my days off like its a loyalty program. PTO is my KPI. And Im overperforming. The Fine Print (or The OOO Memo): 100% chino cotton twill Green Camo