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a grumpy vampire bodyguard in charge of keeping her alive

Gia is desperate for a lifeline

Through heartbreak and horror

Throughout this wild rollercoaster

When she arrives at the Burke Broussard Investigation Agency asking for help

My Mother's Ridiculous Rules for Dating by Philip William Stover Hodder Children's Books a grumpy vampire bodyguard inIt's hard to prove Mom wrong when she's found Mr. Right Dumped by his boyfriend and stuck in an unfulfilling job, jaded NYC ghostwriter Sam Carmichael can't be more miserable. Until the eve of his thirty fifth birthday when his mother, Gloria, arrives with a present from the past. Years ago, exasperated by Gloria's matchmaking, Sam promised his mother that if he wasn't coupled up by thirty five, he would do whatever she wanted to find a boyfriend. Sam