This Princess Kills Monsters: The Misadventures of a Fairy-Tale Stepsister: A Novel holiday sweater only a fool would threaten

only a fool would threaten his mate

but could only spend my days waiting

dissolute heir of the blood-gutted Azalea House―where poetry magic is power

- She’ll hate me for this

she is secretly on a quest to locate a trove of priceless gemstones her late father spotted on his final dive

This Princess Kills Monsters: The Misadventures of a Fairy-Tale Stepsister: A Novel holiday sweater only a fool would threatenA princess with a mostly useless magical talent takes on horrible monsters, a dozen identical masked heroes, and a talking lion in a quest to save a kingdomand herselfin this affectionate satire of the Grimm Brothers fairy tale The Twelve Huntsmen. Someone wants to murder Princess Melilot. This is sadly normal. Melilot is sick of being ordered to go on dangerous quests by her domineering stepmother. Especially since she always winds up needing to be