Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Unisex T-Shirt la crescenta with "AKRON

with "AKRON

the Merry Macks gave working families something to cheer for beyond the factory walls

Bold distressed white text below reads "GAME OVER

Greeting someone with "Aloha

A cartoon-style light blue Volkswagen Beetle in side profile sits beneath the text

Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Unisex T-Shirt la crescenta with "AKRONParadise poolside graphics selling you existential dread in the same font as a Margaritaville souvenir shop is the most honest tourism has ever been. Every timeshare pitch is basically saying the same thing, they just lack the courage to use an exclamation point. The Details: Distressed white cursive script reads "Relax," positioned above a retro tropical poolside scene rendered in green, light blue, orange, and white, depicting palm trees, a swimming