It's Not Going to Lick Itself - Unisex Muscle Tank Size:2XL Minor league ball meant everything

Minor league ball meant everything to communities too small for much else

Renamed the Castaways in 1963

Curved distressed white text in a groovy retro style reads "ALIENS" above a green alien depicted from the chest up

Basting a turkey requires a suspiciously suggestive motion that nobody at the table wants to acknowledge

Inspired by Back to the Future

It's Not Going to Lick Itself - Unisex Muscle Tank Size:2XL Minor league ball meant everythingBomb Pops melting down your arm at a cookout is nature's way of saying get your mouth involved. Plausible deniability lasts exactly as long as it takes someone to read the second line. The Details: Distressed white groovy hand lettered text reads "it's not going to lick itself" arranged in stacked lines. Below, a vintage style illustration of a tri color rocket popsicle in red, white, and blue sits tilted diagonally, with blue melting drips falling