Krueger Mattress Co. - Unisex Sweatshirt greatoutdoors1 Everyone in the checkout line

Everyone in the checkout line gets the joke except the person broadcasting it

Cairo was a river town that punched above its weight

Putting a "your mom" joke in gold 1977 Pontiac Trans Am lettering is the typographic equivalent of wearing a tuxedo to a food fight

Mixed drinks about feelings is just therapy with better garnish and worse health outcomes

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Krueger Mattress Co. - Unisex Sweatshirt greatoutdoors1 Everyone in the checkout lineThis funny parody design is a total nightmare in the best way. Krueger Mattress Company promises sweet dreams youll never wake up from, proudly offering "For a Killer Night's Sleep" as its not so comforting slogan. Its the perfect fake business for fans of horror classics, sleep deprived adults, and anyone who finds Freddy just a little too relatable on Monday mornings. Great for Halloween season or just letting people know your sleep schedule is