Treason is the Reason for the Season - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M " then "COAST GUARD YOUTH

" then "COAST GUARD YOUTH AUXILIARY" and "SINCE 1955

Golden-yellow serif text reads "IN MEMORIAM" above a posterized blue and purple portrait of Large Marge in a gold ornamental frame

Inspired by Blazing Saddles

Distressed red arched text reads "DENVER

Black text reads "DINE IN LUXURY" above a vintage illustration of a gorilla silhouette against a grid pattern

Treason is the Reason for the Season - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M " then "COAST GUARD YOUTHFounding Fathers committed a hanging offense and we turned it into a cookout with sparklers. The bumper sticker cadence just makes it easier to swallow while you're eating potato salad on top of a capital crime. The Details: Distressed red and white Western style serif text reads "TREASON" above a hand drawn bald eagle with spread wings, clutching and draped in an American flag rendered in red, white, and blue. Curved white serif text below reads "IS