Check Out Deez Nuts - Unisex Hoodie music White text reads "SANTA CARLA

White text reads "SANTA CARLA

Yellow block text reads "JOE DIRT'S" above a hand-drawn portrait of Joe Dirt with his mullet centered behind a red diagonal M-80 firecracker

" "SMALL BATCH

with "MASSIVE" and "DIVISION" on either side

A side-profile illustration of the EM-50 in olive drab and cream shows roof-mounted equipment and dual rear wheels

Check Out Deez Nuts - Unisex Hoodie music White text reads "SANTA CARLANutcrackers standing guard over a pile of nuts is the most aggressively territorial holiday display since the twelve foot inflatable Santa next door. Three soldiers protecting deez nuts with their lives is peak seasonal commitment. The Details: Three vintage style nutcracker soldiers in green and gold uniforms with black top hats stand side by side. A garland of green pine branches, orange berries, and scattered brown walnuts fills the base beneath