America is Da Bomb - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:4XL " "PATERSON

" "PATERSON

Wearing a shirt that admits it's the unfunny one takes the same energy as introducing yourself as someone's disappointing friend

Flowing green cursive reads "Shamrocks" with a swoosh underline

or just dodging another sobriety test

Demanding candy while dressed as a three-foot vampire is the purest form of organized crime

America is Da Bomb - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:4XL " "PATERSONPainting a pinup on a bomb so nobody asks what the bomb is for remains America's most effective foreign policy rebranding. Slapping "da bomb" on it just means the compliment and the war crime share a marketing budget. The Details: Arched white block text with black outlines reads "AMERICA" across the top. A 1940s nose art style pin up in a blue bikini and military cap salutes while sitting atop a red bomb, with red, orange, yellow, and blue firework