United Citizen Federation - Unisex Hoodie obrother White text reads "LOWELL

White text reads "LOWELL

Bold yellow and pink block text reads "NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH" below

Laundering cocaine money through a management company requires the kind of corporate branding most MBAs only dream about

A rainbow arc trails from the wand

Emancipating a keg is the kind of executive action that never makes the history books

United Citizen Federation - Unisex Hoodie obrother White text reads "LOWELLCitizenship requires federal service, which sounds reasonable until the recruiting office is staffed by amputees who still think it was worth it. Nothing says propaganda like a logo designed to make fascism feel like a semester abroad. Inspired by Starship Troopers. The Details: Distressed white circular emblem depicts the United Citizen Federation insignia, a stylized bird of prey gripping a globe with wings spread upward. Bold white text reads