Aldo Raine - I Want My Scalps - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_os Ricky Butler holding that photo

Ricky Butler holding that photo like a man who has never investigated the origin of anything in his life is peak cul-de-sac energy

Slapping a legally binding end-of-life directive on a shirt in varsity lettering is the most unhinged thing a person can wear to a barbecue

Decades of proud tradition have never once included a second lap around the block

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Aldo Raine - I Want My Scalps - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_os Ricky Butler holding that photoAldo Raine runs his unit like a middle manager with the most unhinged KPIs in military history. Quota is quota, and each soldier owes him a debt payable only in Nazi souvenirs. Inspired by Inglourious Basterds. The Details: Digital illustration portrait of Lt. Aldo Raine with dark hair, a mustache, and a military collar, flanked by two olive green stars. Distressed olive green text reads "I WANT MY" above larger olive green block letters reading