Beach Better Have My Money - Women's T-Shirt muncie Jack Burton Trucking Co

Jack Burton Trucking Co

Putting a Latin motto on a sign for a business with no customers and a strict no-pig-rental policy is peak Gus McCrae energy

with "Scrooge & Marley" centered in large distressed blackletter type

An orange circular emblem frames an illustrated portrait of Mick Dundee in a crocodile-tooth-banded hat

Listing all three plurals of octopus without picking a winner is the most aggressively neutral stance anyone has ever taken in a war nobody asked them to join

Beach Better Have My Money - Women's T-Shirt muncie Jack Burton Trucking CoMetal detecting on a beach is just shaking down the ocean for pocket change with forty pounds of equipment and zero dignity. The sand owes this man a living, and he brought a receipt. The Details: Distressed white script text reads "Beach" above bold weathered white block letters reading "BETTER HAVE MY MONEY." A white silhouette of a person hunched over a metal detector stands beside a palm tree on a small sand mound, with three seagulls in flight