I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L Inspired by Parks and Recreation

Inspired by Parks and Recreation

Founded in 1923

No claws necessary

Rock hammers

" Golden-yellow cursive italic script below reads "Aurora

I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L Inspired by Parks and RecreationSpruce trees out here getting objectified for their thick branches and nobody's even pretending to be subtle about it. Baby got bark, and apparently the only requirement is ornaments and a complete lack of shame. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "I LIKE 'EM REAL" above a painterly Christmas tree illustration topped with a golden star. Green branches are decorated with red and gold ornaments and white tinsel drips. Large rounded white