1989 UHF U-62 Telethon - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_dd Screaming "Merry New Year" at

Screaming "Merry New Year" at strangers is just what happens when a hustler hits the gas with no brakes

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Dog beers convert at a seven to one ratio

Somewhere a participation trophy is jealous that a fake superlative stole its whole identity

Screws fall out all the time

1989 UHF U-62 Telethon - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_dd Screaming "Merry New Year" atPledging twenty five bucks to save a station whose top rated show involves a mop and a fire hose is the most rational financial decision that town ever made. Stanley Spadowski's mop got the last word. Inspired by UHF. The Details: Arched white and pink block text reads "U62 TELETHON" above a yellow broadcast tower emitting concentric pink and yellow signal waves, flanked by white lightning bolts and the numbers "19" and "89." Yellow wing like