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spots like Apple Valley gave a city its character

smoking a pipe and reading a newspaper

and diagnosing every problem as needing more waves

I couldn't care less about the commendation

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Smartass University - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M spots like Apple Valley gaveSmartass University accepts everyone, which says more about the admissions board than the applicants. Tuition is free but the social cost is enormous. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "SMARTASS" above a collegiate shield crest containing a donkey, flanked by a ribbon banner and laurel branches in weathered white ink. Large block text reads "UNIVERSITY" directly below the crest. Smaller distressed text at the bottom reads "WITTY"