Just Here to Establish an Alibi - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M Arched distressed white text reads

Arched distressed white text reads "THE WOLF'S" above a vintage-style illustration of Winston Wolf in a tuxedo holding a coffee cup

A kawaii-style cartoon cat with pointed ears

" Cream text reads "10/26/85 • 1:20AM" above two small orange flame trails at the base

scattered stars

Leagues filled every lane on weeknights

Just Here to Establish an Alibi - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M Arched distressed white text readsEstablishing an alibi at a social gathering suggests a level of premeditation that most party guests reserve for choosing a parking spot. Somewhere a Dateline producer just narrated your arrival in a deeply concerned tone. The Details: Distressed white block text in a bold sans serif font reads "JUST HERE TO ESTABLISH AN ALIBI" across three lines, centered with a weathered screen print texture throughout. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Long