Grill Sergeant 4th of July - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL Distressed white cursive script reads

Distressed white cursive script reads "Edelen's" above bold yellow block letters reading "BRAIDWOOD" flanked by two small yellow stars

Golden-yellow block text reads "BOWLIUM" above a mid-century cartoon robot in a bowling stance

but the audacity of asking is half the vacation

Large white inline block lettering reads "USA" in a retro 1970s varsity style

with white cursive script reading "Roll 'n' Bowl" across the center

Grill Sergeant 4th of July - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL Distressed white cursive script readsGrill Sergeants earned their rank by screaming at raw hamburgers with the same intensity a drill instructor brings to terrified recruits. Nobody promoted them, nobody asked, but the tongs are theirs and the coals aren't ready yet. The Details: A blue charcoal kettle grill with red flames sits at the top, a white star on its bowl, flanked by two red stars. Distressed white stencil style text reads "GRILL SERGEANT" in the center. Blue and red military