Smartass University - Women's T-Shirt Color:Heather Red Cotton breathes

Cotton breathes

"18" and "92" flank the mascot

Arched distressed white block text reads "TOUCHDOWN" in vintage varsity lettering

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Smartass University - Women's T-Shirt Color:Heather Red Cotton breathesSmartass University accepts everyone, which says more about the admissions board than the applicants. Tuition is free but the social cost is enormous. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "SMARTASS" above a collegiate shield crest containing a donkey, flanked by a ribbon banner and laurel branches in weathered white ink. Large block text reads "UNIVERSITY" directly below the crest. Smaller distressed text at the bottom reads "WITTY"