Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather and absolutely zero patience for

and absolutely zero patience for low ambitions

Green distressed text reads "MOUNTAIN" below the peaks

forming a trefoil-style logo

" Red block letters on a yellow marquee below read "GREASY PORK SANDWICHES

Bumpuses' hounds treating your holiday dinner like an all-you-can-eat buffet remains the most devastating culinary catastrophe in neighborhood history

Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather and absolutely zero patience forJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading