Boom Roasted - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M CA" with gold text reading

CA" with gold text reading "1984" beneath it

Orientation packets at Outpost 31 probably included frostbite protocols but nothing about coworkers splitting open like wet origami

Distressed red-orange brush-stroke lettering in a calligraphy-inspired style reads "TIBURON TOMMIE'S" above "PIER 41

it carried the polish and ambition of an era when hotel lounges were cultural landmarks

Moving to a new town and immediately catching a beating from the local karate psychopath is one way to kick off a vacation

Boom Roasted - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M CA" with gold text readingPutting a turkey between "boom" and "roasted" is the kind of aggressive literalism that belongs on a motivational poster in a break room nobody uses. Thanksgiving finally has a catchphrase with more confidence than the person carving. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "BOOM" in a curved arrangement above a cartoon style golden brown roasted turkey on a white serving platter, with a drumstick bone visible. Curved distressed white block