Walken in a Winter Wonderland - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL surrounded by scattered white dots

surrounded by scattered white dots suggesting a starfield

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a vintage hand-drawn illustration of a tall multi-story building in muted green

" Golden retrievers are unknowingly serving as someone's entire argument for opting out of the social contract

Decades of proud tradition have never once included a second lap around the block

Walken in a Winter Wonderland - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL surrounded by scattered white dotsWalking in a winter wonderland requires a very specific cadence, unusual pauses, and an unblinking stare that makes the snowman uncomfortable. Apparently the holidays need more cowbell. The Details: Ornate white script text reads "Walken" above a digital illustration of a man's face with swept back hair, encircled by a green holly wreath with red berries. White Old English text below reads "in a winter wonderland," with scattered white dots