Drink Like a Patriot Today - Unisex Tank Top Color:Red Ordering the Old 96er is

Ordering the Old 96er is less a dinner choice and more a hostage negotiation between Chet's pride and his digestive system

Perfect for fans who love action packed holiday chaos

and purple reads "SAY PERHAPS TO DRUGS" in an arched layout

' More than just a character

but technically your mom can't say anything about it

Drink Like a Patriot Today - Unisex Tank Top Color:Red Ordering the Old 96er isHistory doesn't remember the people who hydrated responsibly on July 4th. Drink accordingly. The Details: Bold white arched text reads "DRINK LIKE A" at the top and "PATRIOT TODAY" at the bottom, framing a center white vintage engraving illustration of a colonial era Founding Father in full uniform raising a drinking vessel to his lips. Single color white print on a vivid royal blue ground. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Tank with ribbed trim.