I'd Ride That - Unisex Hoodie Size:5XL Morton's corner office confidence lasts

Morton's corner office confidence lasts right up until several hundred pounds of cybernetic severance package connects with his face

Distressed white retro bubble letters read "MOIST" in rounded 1970s-style typography

and apparently obliterating someone's guest bathroom plumbing beyond repair

Swapping coffee for beer in a donut shop logo is the most honest rebranding in American history

Distressed pale blue illustration of snow-capped mountain peaks sits at the top in a vintage hand-drawn style

I'd Ride That - Unisex Hoodie Size:5XL Morton's corner office confidence lastsJet ski innuendo only works on people who've never met a man with a boat and a divorce. Plausible deniability dies the moment grandma recognizes the phrase from every dive bar since Nixon. The Details: White vintage style illustration depicts a square jawed man in a life vest riding a jet ski through splashing water. Bold white block uppercase text below reads "I'D RIDE THAT." Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Pullover Hoodie. Double lined hood with pouch