John Matrix Lumber Co. - Unisex Hoodie Size:L Arched bold display text reads

Arched bold display text reads "JELLY OF THE MONTH" in white lettering above a vintage-style illustrated mason jar filled with red jelly

worn white text reads "JIGAWATTS" in bold serif lettering

Golden silhouette of a camel in profile faces right above large serif text reading "TANGIERS" in golden-yellow ink

Three yellow rectangular bars contain black uppercase text listing each rule about sleep

white body

John Matrix Lumber Co. - Unisex Hoodie Size:L Arched bold display text readsRetiring from spec ops to carry logs sounds peaceful until the customer retention strategy involves holding people off cliffs by one ankle. Bennett showing up in chainmail really complicates the small business loan. Inspired by Commando. The Details: A cartoon illustration of John Matrix in a white tank top carries a brown log over one shoulder, flanked by green pine trees. A gray crosscut saw banner with brown handles displays dark block serif text