Americans Not American'ts - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Dust Multicolor illustration of a wide-brimmed

Multicolor illustration of a wide-brimmed striped hat with horizontal stripes in red

depicting a figure holding a bottle

but Chicken Boy fed its mythology

Bold yellow text in a cinematic serif font below reads "MAY THE FORES BE WITH YOU

Bold crimson block-letter text reads "DIE HARD" on the top line

Americans Not American'ts - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Dust Multicolor illustration of a wide-brimmedSplitting "Americans" into a motivational pun takes the same energy as a middle school football coach who laminated his personality in 2004. Somewhere a bald eagle is shedding a tear, not from pride, but from sharing airspace with this at every cookout. The Details: Distressed red serif text reads "AMERI CANS" split across two lines. Black text reads "NOT" flanked by two black stars on each side. Distressed blue serif text reads "AMERI CAN'TS" split