Kenny Powers - La Flama Blanca - Women's T-Shirt pee-wee Yellow horizontal lines frame distressed

Yellow horizontal lines frame distressed white block text reading "TRAIN TO CRACK SKULLS" below

seated on a wheeled cart

Gruber's slow-motion swan dive off Nakatomi Plaza is the only tree-topping moment the season needs

" Large red outlined text below reads "BURGERS" with a white banner reading "EVERYBODY WANTS SOME

A digital illustration of Falkor the Luck Dragon depicts a white and light blue body with floppy ears

Kenny Powers - La Flama Blanca - Women's T-Shirt pee-wee Yellow horizontal lines frame distressedNaming yourself La Flama Blanca while speaking zero Spanish is exactly the branding move only a man with his own fireworks budget would attempt. Fleeing to Mexico and insisting on a bald eagle backdrop proves the delusion never rests. Inspired by Eastbound & Down. The Details: A digital illustration depicts Kenny Powers in a green "Charros" jersey and green cap with a white "C," flanked by red, white, and blue fireworks, with a bald eagle head