The Beetus v2 - Unisex Hoodie Color:Red flanked by light blue wavy

flanked by light blue wavy lines and bubbles

Parents bankrolling Christmas are basically anonymous angel investors in a nonprofit run by a guy who hasn't filed taxes once

A vintage hand-drawn baseball player in a batting stance appears beside a small apple reading "TON

Distressed golden-yellow retro bubble lettering reads "Who Farted

offer him a cheeseburger or this T-Shirt (which he won't wear)

The Beetus v2 - Unisex Hoodie Color:Red flanked by light blue wavyCrossing Abbey Road on the way to an endocrinologist appointment somehow captures the entire American experience. Diabetes awareness never had a better album cover. The Details: White serif text reading "THE BEETUS" spans the upper left of a square photographic image. Below, four figures cross a zebra crossing single file, dressed in blue, grey, black, and white respectively. A tree lined street with parked cars, including a white Volkswagen Beetle,