Fight or Flight - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_ofc Wing's entire sales pitch was

Wing's entire sales pitch was just saying no repeatedly until a guy who couldn't follow three simple rules bought the most dangerous pet in Chinatown

Inspired by Aliens

Distressed cream block text reads "JOPLIN" above "19" and "02" flanking a cartoon miner in a wide-brimmed hat

and places like these gave it a soul

Bold black serif text reads "TED'S" above cursive script reading "Rancho Restaurant

Fight or Flight - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_ofc Wing's entire sales pitch wasPenguins lost the flight option millions of years ago, so evolution left exactly one response and a surprising comfort with cutlery. That scarf confirms he was somewhere civilized before he chose violence. The Details: Distressed white arched text in a chunky retro style reads "FIGHT OR FLIGHT." Below, a cartoon penguin with black and white coloring, an orange beak, orange feet, a wide staring eye, and a dark green scarf grips a knife in one flipper.