Dr. Acula's Blood Bank - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt illinois White laurel wreath crest encircles

White laurel wreath crest encircles interlocking golden-tan serif monogram letters "HH" with "ESTD" and "1950" flanking the emblem

white block text reads "UNTIL MY WIENER COMES OUT

A retro tribute to the old school vintage grocery store brand

Turns out the only winning move is not to play

and arguably the most dangerous bar in television

Dr. Acula's Blood Bank - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt illinois White laurel wreath crest encirclesDr. Acula ran a blood bank for ninety years and nobody questioned the name, the hours, or why donations only happened after sunset. Medical billing already feels like getting drained, so at least this guy is honest about it. The Details: Curved cream text reads "DR. ACULA'S" arching above a vintage hand drawn vampire illustration with red glowing eyes, bared fangs, slicked back hair, and a red high collared cape, flanked by cream text reading "DONATE