G.I. Jose - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL rendered in gray and flesh

rendered in gray and flesh tones

Gold-bordered parallelogram with a white interior contains dark navy brush script reading "HOWARD BOWL

Decades of uncredited rejections

and nobody else even got the invite

Distressed white arched block text reads "FEEDING" above a detailed white top-down illustration of a mosquito with spread wings

G.I. Jose - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL rendered in gray and fleshG. I. Jos took the most aggressively patriotic toy branding the Pentagon ever accidentally created for seven year olds and just swapped in an accent mark and a flag. The template didn't even flinch, which says more about the original than the parody. The Details: Bold white italic sans serif text reads "G. I. JOS" with a green star embedded in the letter "I," followed by horizontal stripes in green, white, and red extending to the right. Smaller white