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Blue and red horizontal chyron bars sit above white serif text reading "With Phil Connors on Weather

and this one wore it with quiet pride

A vintage hand-drawn illustration of a sliced sausage log with two cut rounds sits at the top

The template didn't even flinch

Declaring yourself reformed the night before senior year is the kind of optimism that only survives until third period

Party Time in The U.S.A. - Long Sleeve T-Shirt wolf Blue and red horizontal chyronFirecrackers and hot dogs doing a vaudeville soft shoe routine is the most honest portrayal of July Fourth ever committed to cotton. One of them is literally about to explode and the other is 90% sodium, and both are smiling like everything's fine. The Details: Distressed navy block text at top reads "PARTY TIME IN THE" flanked by red stars. Two rubberhose cartoon characters, a grinning lit firecracker with a yellow spark and a grinning hot dog in a