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Deez Nuts Nutcracker - Unisex Hoodie Size:2XL it fed familiesNutcrackers spent centuries on mantels before someone finally gave them the introduction they deserved. Tchaikovsky rolling in his grave is just bonus choreography. The Details: A cartoon nutcracker in a red military uniform with gold shoulder trim, a tall orange and red hat, white side hair, and a brown mustache stands at the top. White blackletter text reading "Deez" overlaps the figure's midsection. Below, matching white text reads "Nuts" with a