Charlie Don't Surf - Unisex Tank Top mission two meatball subs

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Retro bubble script reads "Merica" in white with layered red and light blue shadow bands creating a 3D stacked effect

Smaller golden-yellow block text reads "HOLYOKE

Inspired by The Running Man

Distressed golden-yellow arched text reads "RIVER PIRATES" flanked by stars in matching ink

Charlie Don't Surf - Unisex Tank Top mission two meatball subsKilgore's beach recon priorities rank wave height above enemy positions, which is either visionary leadership or clinical insanity. Either way, the surf report comes with napalm. Inspired by Apocalypse Now. The Details: An orange circular sun backdrop silhouettes palm trees and a military helicopter in flight. A surfer rides teal blue waves below the tropical scene. Stenciled text reads "CHARLIE" in orange above "DON'T SURF" in distressed teal