George Sloshington - Long Sleeve T-Shirt riverside flanked by geometric magenta lines

flanked by geometric magenta lines and yellow accents

" Between two horizontal lines

I'M LISTENING TO REASON

A black and white sailboat illustration sits beside bold black text reading "ROLLER RINK

" A small white baseball illustration sits near the bottom right after the final period

George Sloshington - Long Sleeve T-Shirt riverside flanked by geometric magenta linesFounding a nation requires steady hands, but George Sloshington proves those hands are best used for holding a cold one. Democracy was always a drinking game with better PR. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "GEORGE" above a stylized pop art portrait of George Washington in a blue coat, yellow vest, white cravat, and white powdered wig, holding up a red and white can labeled "BEER." Straight distressed white block text below reads