Let's Get Ready to Stumble - Unisex T-Shirt san mateo White arched text above reads

White arched text above reads "I SKIED THE K-12" over a circular emblem split diagonally into light blue and white halves

which is exactly the kind of battle plan you get from a guy who also chose the form of the destructor

" with gold serif text reading "CONTRABAND" below

OR GET BUSY DYING

Answering a question from a 1979 yacht rock song before anyone even asks is peak conversational efficiency

Let's Get Ready to Stumble - Unisex T-Shirt san mateo White arched text above readsChampionship belts for stumbling drunks on St. Patrick's Day finally give competitive drinking the sanctioned legitimacy it always operated with anyway. Awarding yourself a title for fighting gravity after six green beers is just honest sports journalism. The Details: Distressed golden yellow blackletter text reads "Let's Get Ready To Stumble" across the upper portion. A golden yellow championship wrestling belt with a green four leaf clover centered