Dirk Diggler - The Touch - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Light Blue conveniently omitting the Tusken Raiders

conveniently omitting the Tusken Raiders and cantinas where limbs get severed over drink orders

White hand-drawn text reads "FORCED FAMILY FUN" in irregular

Judge Smails' hat is a war crime against taste that somehow demands a compliment

standing in blue water flanked by green palm trees and a large yellow circle

" and "CORTE MADERA

Dirk Diggler - The Touch - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Light Blue conveniently omitting the Tusken RaidersPivoting from adult film stardom to a recording career covering Transformers songs is exactly the kind of late 80s cocaine logic that made perfect sense at the time. The demo tape was real, the talent was debatable, but the confidence was absolutely bulletproof. Inspired by Boogie Nights. The Details: Pink script text reads "The Touch" above a posterized orange tinted illustration of Dirk Diggler singing into a studio microphone, eyes closed with one