Can't Spell Sausage Without USA - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Red set against a red splatter

set against a red splatter backdrop containing silhouetted amusement park rides

A Different Strokes reference for the ages

and for a brief era

Nobody has ever asked him to pace himself twice

Bold distressed white text below reads "NEW YEAR

Can't Spell Sausage Without USA - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Red set against a red splatterHighlighting "USA" inside "sausage" is the most honest thing patriotism has produced in decades. Every other national symbol requires mythology, but this one just requires a grill and the ability to read. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "CAN'T SPELL" above a white sausage shaped banner containing "SAUSAGE," with the letters "USA" highlighted in bright blue. Below, distressed white text reads "WITHOUT USA" followed by a horizontal row of