You Know Why I'm Here - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL Arched white serif text reads

Arched white serif text reads "FORT COLLINS" above a cartoon anthropomorphic onion character with green sprouts

High-contrast posterized illustration depicts Blain Cooper in a boonie hat and tactical vest

A vintage tattoo-style illustration below depicts a skin-tone leg in a fishnet stocking and high heel shoe topped with a golden-yellow fringed lampshade

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You Know Why I'm Here - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL Arched white serif text readsDeviled eggs disappear from a potluck tray faster than a witness in a mob trial, and nobody ever sees who did it. Wearing this shirt is basically a signed confession with zero remorse and a request for seconds. The Details: Arched distressed white bubble text reads "YOU KNOW WHY" across the top. A vintage style illustration of a deviled egg with golden yellow piped filling atop a white egg half sits below, rendered with a weathered texture. Bold